Some Hazel sketches from my old notebook :)
i got 20/20 but i still can’t see my haters
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.
- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
Women don’t understand how much heterosexual men need them. Like make a guy horny and don’t give him the V and he will freak and cry and make pussy sounds.
#i love how this is obviously meant to look like a deep and meaningful life-evaluating question #but it’s literally just percy asking ”why the fuck am i here” #”what the fuck is this camp” #”who the fuck are you” #”why do you have hooves” #”the fuck is going on” #”man this is a really bad acid trip”
THIS. It’s fucking true.
We know all of you aren’t racist.
Yet we still like to group you all as one.
Welcome to the other side of a stereotype.
Where twerking originated